Michael Dell will be killed by a Russian nuclear bomb over RoundRock, Texas

From: Marcus Roberts ]
Sent: Thursday, January 14, 2010 6:12 PM
To: '
Cc: '; '
Subject: how many cities do you want to trade
Importance: High

Dear Mr. Foreign Minister of Russia

I would like to understand why my peace offer in the Caribbean has
been ignored. In the event that I am correct, I want to understand how
many cities we are to trade in the event of economic reorganization. I
propose the following order of battle,

24-96 hour delay between each city
A maximum of 12 cities in North America
A maximum of 12 cities in Russia, and you lose your warm water port

With the current supplies of OIL on the planet, I think we have
another 20 years, but you folks in Russia seem to want to push a coup-
de-ta, which “aliens” or dual nationals can’t tolerate.

Why can’t I attend the Chess club meeting in Siberia with Kirsan? Is
this really nuclear war? I assume because I can’t come play chess in
Siberia, you folks want a nuclear war. Please confer with the UN
Secretary General. I mean to take 12 of your cities in an exchange.

In the name of queen Elizabeth II, as her REGENT

GOD SAVE HER MAJESTY

Marcus Roberts
Ambassador of St Kitts and Nevis