Game Design Tip for Quake Live. (Or quake3mod)

Hello,

Quake Live is supposed to be a remake of Quake 3 Arena.

I just had two main idea's (call it a brain farts if you will) while playing
Quake 3 Arena.

Two main idea's:

1. The lava level has "gargoyles" on poles. These are statues.

When I shoot the gargoyle in the ass... preferably with the rail gun... the
gargoyle could do four things:

1.1 It could grab it's ass and say: "OOOWWWW".

1.2 It could fly away.

1.3 It could look around with it's head and zapp you in the butt with
burning lasers or flames coming from it's eyes to teach you a lesson NOT to
shoot (fock) gargoyles up their ass !

1.4 It could fart real nasty... and burn you with a fart flame lol.

2. All old levels should get extra secret cabinets with goodies in them or
something else that's fun... when shooting some "tiles/buttons" on the
walls/roofs.

2.1 Maybe even secret corridors to get from one part of the map to other
part of the map.

3. While writing this I just keep on getting more ideas. Ok last idea:

The zoombie on the wall in the lava level could come loose when shot... and
then it will start running around like a witch from l4d... and
slap/hurt/kill anybody that it manages to slap ! while making nasty
zombie "ohhhh ahhhhh" sounds..

Bye,
Skybuck.