Off topic...

Watch his face... A woman went to her psychiatrist
because she was having severe problems with her
sex life.

The psychiatrist asked her many questions but
did not seem to be getting a clear picture of
her problems.

Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's
face while you are having sex?"

"Well, yes, I did once."

"Well, how did he look?"

"Very angry."

At this point the psychiatrist felt that he
was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well
that's very interesting, we must look into this
further. Now tell me, you say that you have only
seen your husband's face once during sex; that
seems somewhat unusual; how did it occur that
you saw his face that time?"

"He was looking through the window at us."


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Career Dreams

A father is asked by his friend, "Has your
son decided what he wants to be when he grows
up?" "Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector,"
replied the boy's father.

His friend thought for a moment and responded,
"That's a rather strange ambition to have for
a career."

"Well," said the boy's father, "he thinks that
garbage collectors only only work on Tuesdays!"


--
Daniel
www.dromadaire.com/cimetiere/english