Anyone heard of Ebuyer? Returns advice

Fat Freddy's Cat wrote:
"Phöènix" mindyouownbusiness wrote in message
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Fat Freddy's Cat wrote:

If you would like to explain the relevance of your post and your
assumptions I may happily point outwhere you have strayed.
Alternatively I may just tell you to go blow it out your ASSHOLE.




And you might try the hospital again to see if the bypass can be
reversed.

or,

go suck your moms minge.

g.


You put up an eloquent and convincing argument however on balance I think
the latter of my pre concieved responses would be most appropriate.

(snip)

You forget anyone dissing freddys favorite retailer feels his wrath,
mate. He's probably the MD's gay love child or something so he takes
it personal.

"Buggerlugs" wrote in message
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(snip)

You forget anyone dissing freddys favorite retailer feels his wrath,
mate. He's probably the MD's gay love child or something so he takes
it personal.



Yes!
Phoenix lap do enters the fray...
he must feel much better now.

down boy! grrrrrr

g.

"Phöènix" mindyouownbusiness wrote in message
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Fat Freddy's Cat wrote:

Your admission to a penchant for necrophilia is quite disturbing.

Seek help.


Lordy you are crap at this! You just keep opening all the wrong doors...
Necrophilia? Moi?

I only ****ed her to death and if I shot my wad after she passed away in
fits of pleasure I can only apologise.


ohhhh yeh.....


Oh yea, as the reference seems to have gone over your head. Go blow it out
your arse is a suggetion of an alternative to spouting your **** all over
usenet.


I'd much rather **** on you - its much easier!!

I don't understand the relevance of your mumsies minge apart from your
perverse hobbies.


You got me there partner... oooo ooooo the pain

(****)

C'mon, let everyone see what a prick you are by rising to the bait - and oh
please let your next post be a *plonk* one - that would make my week!


g.

"Phöènix" mindyouownbusiness wrote in message
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Fat Freddy's Cat wrote:

In the light of this information I really think it is quite wrong of you
to
make so many posts on behalf of Ebuyer without declaring this conflict of
interest.



Is that the *best* you can do...
gay accusations?

FFS you are hardly worth my time, but hey, the group hasn't a good flame for
ages so I'll make you an exception.

I have done a bit of trawling and this is what I have pieced together so
far;

You are a ****
ermmmm,

that just about sums it all up - now get back to 'mulling your problems over
coffee'...
while I dig up your mum for the umpteenth time!!

hahahahahahhahaha

g.

Fat Freddy's Cat wrote:
"Phöènix" mindyouownbusiness wrote in message
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Fat Freddy's Cat wrote:

In the light of this information I really think it is quite wrong of
you to make so many posts on behalf of Ebuyer without declaring this
conflict of interest.



Is that the *best* you can do...
gay accusations?


Do you have something against homosexuals besides your shriveled little
appendage then?

I wasn't accusing you of being gay. Just because you get your fudge packed
don't neccesarily mean you like it.

I was accusing you of having a conflict of interest.

Now please try to keep up.

Fat Freddy's Cat wrote:
"Phöènix" mindyouownbusiness wrote in message
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Fat Freddy's Cat wrote:

C'mon, let everyone see what a prick you are by rising to the bait -

The anticipation that the penny may soon drop is almost too much.

Try checking out the thread subject again.

"Irony" sometimes just seems far too short a word to express it's tue
meaning.

and oh please let your next post be a *plonk* one - that would make
my week!


....but if I was to killfile you who would entertain us so.

You really need to buck up your ideas though. This decendency into semi
illiterate sentences with their reliance on words of the four lettered
variety has you way down on points.


g.

"Phöènix" mindyouownbusiness wrote in message
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"Irony" sometimes just seems far too short a word to express it's tue
meaning.


and 'humour' is something clearly lacking on your part.

and oh please let your next post be a *plonk* one - that would make
my week!


...but if I was to killfile you who would entertain us so.


Yup, thats true - folks in here have seen me have people like you wriggling
for ages - its a real hoot for everyone.

You really need to buck up your ideas though. This decendency into semi
illiterate sentences with their reliance on words of the four lettered
variety has you way down on points.

But, Phoenix, I do protest! It was your good self who began the literary
fisticuffs with the term 'Asshole' used in nothing more than a derogatory
manner and directed towards my good self!

Ah yes, the snobbery and intellectualism that is lost when resorting to a
little anglo-saxon expletive.
If, perchance, you would partake of a sound beating with words hitherto only
found in the dustiest sections of the literary tome that is the Oxford
concise, then pray, do confirm and I will dispense such a beating forthwith.

Best regards,
g.

"Phöènix" mindyouownbusiness wrote in message
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Fat Freddy's Cat wrote:

Do you have something against homosexuals besides your shriveled little
appendage then?


Its a proven fact that people who use homosexual terms as forms of abuse
usually harbour such deep seated desires themselves*

I wasn't accusing you of being gay. Just because you get your fudge packed
don't neccesarily mean you like it.


but guys like me never complain, as long as guys like you are doing the
packing and are willing to give a 'reach around'...
hmmmm Phoenix - you are a dirty boy.


Now please try to keep up.


Its never been easier - just cruising right now...

C'mon now, try not to respond - fight the anger!!!
:0)
g.


*from 'The musings of Fat Freddy's Cat', Chapter 3 - Phoenix secretly
'wants' me - 1999 published by Bloomsbury

"Phöènix" mindyouownbusiness wrote in message
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You really need to buck up your ideas though. This decendency into semi
illiterate sentences with their reliance on words of the four lettered
variety has you way down on points.


Well **** ME!!!

found this and thought of you Phoenix,

Quote;
Perhaps you should ask yourself what you hope to achieve by attacking
someone for their English. What you will almost definitely achieve is taking
the thread off-topic and inflaming the poster. You might note that these are
the very same results a troll hopes to achieve.
Unquote

Now let me think who posted this?
Why it was your good self Phoenix, yet you display the self same 'trolling'
attitude to my choice of words and use of 'English'.

I'm flabbergasted, truly astounded that you would catch yourself out like
that.

g.