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"Phöènix" mindyouownbusiness wrote in message ... Fat Freddy's Cat wrote: If you would like to explain the relevance of your post and your assumptions I may happily point outwhere you have strayed. Alternatively I may just tell you to go blow it out your ASSHOLE. And you might try the hospital again to see if the bypass can be reversed. or, go suck your moms minge. g. |
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"Phöènix" mindyouownbusiness wrote in message ... Oscar wrote: R D S wrote: Fat Freddy's Cat wrote: "Phöènix" mindyouownbusiness wrote in message ... [snip ignorant sarcasm and brainwave marketing suggestions] Your a little mistaken in your response. I had written that it was their own fault so why the **** should ebuyer lose out? yes, its called managers discretion, but no, it doesn't apply all the time - thats why its called 'discretion'. and you'll find it a lot harder to come by with online IT vending - the margins are too tight to provide an A1 customer service and personal aftercare and returns. try getting a sense of humour before getting all humpty about your friends mistakes and the responses you get on usenet. or go suck your moma's minge (hahahahahahah I love that one - its sure better than 'blow it out your asshole') g. |
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Paul Hopwood wrote:
"Phöènix" mindyouownbusiness wrote: Maybe ebuyer should pilot a 'try before you buy scheme' where punters can purchase any items and return them within 3 months unused at no cost. Do you think so? Sounds a bit over the top to me. Bet they're glad you're not their marketing agent. I'm somehow getting the vibe that no, our feline friend doesn't think so. I took it to be a joke. It's called "a sense of humour"; you might try it some time. Did you know that the word gullible is not in the dictionary. iv Paul iv |
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Phöènix wrote:
Paul Hopwood wrote: "Phöènix" mindyouownbusiness wrote: Maybe ebuyer should pilot a 'try before you buy scheme' where punters can purchase any items and return them within 3 months unused at no cost. Do you think so? Sounds a bit over the top to me. Bet they're glad you're not their marketing agent. I'm somehow getting the vibe that no, our feline friend doesn't think so. I took it to be a joke. It's called "a sense of humour"; you might try it some time. Did you know that the word gullible is not in the dictionary. ????????? iv Paul iv |
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Paul Hopwood wrote:
"Phöènix" mindyouownbusiness wrote: [snip pointless response] Sorry to snip but your post looked very long and the first couple of paragraphs were irrelevant so I gave up. Something about the DSR. Irrelevant as this item was past the seven days. Something about EBuyer offering to take the item back for a re-stocking fee. They didn't. At which point I guessed you had not read, or had misread the thread and would probably be off on a tangent. Was theresomething else? |
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"Phöènix" mindyouownbusiness wrote in message ... Paul Hopwood wrote: "Phöènix" mindyouownbusiness wrote: Was theresomething else? oooooo get you, all out with yer handbag and stuff... hahahahahahhahahahahahaaha......! take the rod out yer arse and lighten up ya big jessy! g. |
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Fat Freddy's Cat wrote:
"Phöènix" mindyouownbusiness wrote in message ... Oscar wrote: R D S wrote: Fat Freddy's Cat wrote: "Phöènix" mindyouownbusiness wrote in message ... [snip ignorant sarcasm and brainwave marketing suggestions] Your a little mistaken in your response. I had written that it was their own fault so why the **** should ebuyer lose out? Do you have a major malfunction numbnuts. Go and ****ing read the posts before ranting. There was no suggestion that your employer should lose out. At most there is an infered suggestion that they could have been more helpful. This has been proven by Mikes info about the returns page. yes, its called managers discretion, but no, it doesn't apply all the time - thats why its called 'discretion'. Of course it does, it is just that sometimes the manager uses his discretion to say go **** yourself. and you'll find it a lot harder to come by with online IT vending - the margins are too tight to provide an A1 customer service and personal aftercare and returns. Tell me something Idon't know. I mean it, for **** sake, tell me something I don't know instead of going off on your own tangent. Here's an idea read my post again and tell me whatyou have a problem with. I'll reply explaining why you are wrong or mistaken. try getting a sense of humour before getting all humpty about your friends mistakes and the responses you get on usenet. It appears to me that you are the one doing the quasimodo impression. I made a post that was pretty clear as to assigning fault and expectation. The first reply was helpful and informative, which was a nice surprise as I was fairly pessemistic as to any further solution. As to sense of humour. Write something amusing and you can bet I will smile. or go suck your moma's minge (hahahahahahah I love that one What you do in your spare time etc............ - its sure better than 'blow it out your asshole') g. |
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"Phöènix" mindyouownbusiness wrote in message ... As to sense of humour. Write something amusing and you can bet I will smile. well, 2 other guys got the joke and followed up with posts on exactly the same lines as mine, so take a long hard look at the scar from your humour bypass... or go suck your moma's minge (hahahahahahah I love that one What you do in your spare time etc............ WHAT!!!!! suck your mum's minge? got fed up of that right after emptying both bags up her arse!!!! Who's the Daddy!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaa ohhhh yeh..... keep up coming phoenix, I'm lovin' it. g. |
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Fat Freddy's Cat wrote:
"Phöènix" mindyouownbusiness wrote in message ... go suck your moma's minge (hahahahahahah I love that one What you do in your spare time etc............ WHAT!!!!! suck your mum's minge? got fed up of that right after emptying both bags up her arse!!!! Who's the Daddy!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaa Your admission to a penchant for necrophilia is quite disturbing. Seek help. ohhhh yeh..... Oh yea, as the reference seems to have gone over your head. Go blow it out your arse is a suggetion of an alternative to spouting your **** all over usenet. I don't understand the relevance of your mumsies minge apart from your perverse hobbies. keep up coming phoenix, I'm lovin' it. g. |
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Fat Freddy's Cat wrote:
"Phöènix" mindyouownbusiness wrote in message ... Paul Hopwood wrote: "Phöènix" mindyouownbusiness wrote: Was theresomething else? oooooo get you, all out with yer handbag and stuff... hahahahahahhahahahahahaaha......! take the rod out yer arse and lighten up ya big jessy! g. LOL you troll about having a go at people just because you think they may remotely be critising your bum buddies, then have the audacity to suggest they need to lighten up. I have done a bit of trawling and this is what I have pieced together so far. Your lover is a packer for Ebuyer. He sneaks you out a few items from the returns department in exchange for slipping his sausage up your one eye jack. You are worried that if Ebuyer get their act together wrt comms with their customers your nefarious activities will be uncovered and you will have to resort solely to the local cemetary for your necrophilia sexual activity. In the light of this information I really think it is quite wrong of you to make so many posts on behalf of Ebuyer without declaring this conflict of interest. |
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