Next Round of Injets

My Personal Recommendations.

To combat the aftermarket ink problems the next round of inkjets may
have a patented firmware that will on the fly change the chemical
composition of the ink. The latent formulator device will only change
the exact secret chenical composition of the OEM ink and it will also
have a secret temperature controlled inkflo stabilizer known only to the
OEM.

Any non OEM ink that makes it through the processor without clogging
will achieve very poor results and fade quickly. This is what the
engineers have to work on. In the event of a clog the printer mfg will
spray a chemical on the printhead that will change to a certain color if
it belongs to them. If any other ink has ever been in the system the
test will fail. Printheads should only be exchanged under warranty if
they passed the test.

To maintain customer goodwill the printcarts will be triple size and
sold at 25% less than the current ones.

To make up for lost profits for all of these advancements the cost of
the printer will be about $25.00 more.

measekite posted the exciting message
t:

My Personal Recommendations.

Recommendations, or predictions?

To combat the aftermarket ink problems the next round of inkjets may
have a patented firmware that will on the fly change the chemical
composition of the ink. The latent formulator device will only change
the exact secret chenical composition of the OEM ink and it will also
have a secret temperature controlled inkflo stabilizer known only to
the
OEM.
I predict that Meankite will soon procure an anal facilitative device. It
will monitor the fecal flow rates into the colon. Once the target
pressure is reached, the keyboard will drop to lower case, and the anal
sphincter will be expanded mechanically through the use of high-velocity
anticorrosion solenoids. He will then be able to function semi-normally.


Any non OEM ink that makes it through the processor without clogging
will achieve very poor results and fade quickly. This is what the
engineers have to work on. In the event of a clog the printer mfg will
spray a chemical on the printhead that will change to a certain color
if
it belongs to them. If any other ink has ever been in the system the
test will fail. Printheads should only be exchanged under warranty if
they passed the test.

Any food that is not OEM will cause the sphincter to spasm, resulting in
cramps for Meankite and an interrupt cycle generated to the anal
facilitative device. Gray matter will be exchanged with brown matter in
the microcell reflux chamber.


To maintain customer goodwill the printcarts will be triple size and
sold at 25% less than the current ones.

To make up for lost profits for all of these advancements the cost of
the printer will be about $25.00 more.

The anal facilitative device is very expensive. I'm not sure we'll ever
see the benefits of it.

Prime wrote:

measekite posted the exciting message
t:


My Personal Recommendations.


Recommendations, or predictions?


To combat the aftermarket ink problems the next round of inkjets may
have a patented firmware that will on the fly change the chemical
composition of the ink. The latent formulator device will only change
the exact secret chenical composition of the OEM ink and it will also
have a secret temperature controlled inkflo stabilizer known only to

the

OEM.

I predict that Meankite will soon procure an anal facilitative device. It
will monitor the fecal flow rates into the colon. Once the target
pressure is reached, the keyboard will drop to lower case, and the anal
sphincter will be expanded mechanically through the use of high-velocity
anticorrosion solenoids. He will then be able to function semi-normally.


Any non OEM ink that makes it through the processor without clogging
will achieve very poor results and fade quickly. This is what the
engineers have to work on. In the event of a clog the printer mfg will
spray a chemical on the printhead that will change to a certain color

if

it belongs to them. If any other ink has ever been in the system the
test will fail. Printheads should only be exchanged under warranty if
they passed the test.


Any food that is not OEM will cause the sphincter to spasm, resulting in
cramps for Meankite and an interrupt cycle generated to the anal
facilitative device. Gray matter will be exchanged with brown matter in
the microcell reflux chamber.


To maintain customer goodwill the printcarts will be triple size and
sold at 25% less than the current ones.

To make up for lost profits for all of these advancements the cost of
the printer will be about $25.00 more.


The anal facilitative device is very expensive. I'm not sure we'll ever
see the benefits of it.



He's in da business selling stinkjets.
Don't trust a word he says.
He's a SPAMMER!
Frank

"measekite" wrote in message
t...
My Personal Recommendations.

To combat the aftermarket ink problems the next round of inkjets may have
a patented firmware that will on the fly change the chemical composition
of the ink. The latent formulator device will only change the exact
secret chenical composition of the OEM ink and it will also have a secret
temperature controlled inkflo stabilizer known only to the OEM.

Any non OEM ink that makes it through the processor without clogging will
achieve very poor results and fade quickly. This is what the engineers
have to work on. In the event of a clog the printer mfg will spray a
chemical on the printhead that will change to a certain color if it
belongs to them. If any other ink has ever been in the system the test
will fail. Printheads should only be exchanged under warranty if they
passed the test.

To maintain customer goodwill the printcarts will be triple size and sold
at 25% less than the current ones.

To make up for lost profits for all of these advancements the cost of the
printer will be about $25.00 more.

SPAMMER

On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 04:32:38 GMT, measekite wrote:

My Personal Recommendations.

To combat the aftermarket ink problems the next round of inkjets may
have a patented firmware that will on the fly change the chemical
composition of the ink. The latent formulator device will only change
the exact secret chenical composition of the OEM ink and it will also
have a secret temperature controlled inkflo stabilizer known only to the
OEM.

Any non OEM ink that makes it through the processor without clogging
will achieve very poor results and fade quickly. This is what the
engineers have to work on. In the event of a clog the printer mfg will
spray a chemical on the printhead that will change to a certain color if
it belongs to them. If any other ink has ever been in the system the
test will fail. Printheads should only be exchanged under warranty if
they passed the test.

To maintain customer goodwill the printcarts will be triple size and
sold at 25% less than the current ones.

To make up for lost profits for all of these advancements the cost of
the printer will be about $25.00 more.

You are one mean ******* meankite.

THIS IS A NAME CALLING JERK BECAUSE THE ILLITERATE DOES NOT DISAGREE
WITH MY PERSONAL VIEWS WHICH ARE CLEARLY STATED. HE MUST BE IN THE INK
BUSINESS. THERE ARE MANY REFILLING LURKERS ONE HAS TO WATCH OUT FOR
HERE. BEWARE FOR ISKIE WHISKEY

Eskay wrote:

On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 04:32:38 GMT, measekite wrote:



My Personal Recommendations.

To combat the aftermarket ink problems the next round of inkjets may
have a patented firmware that will on the fly change the chemical
composition of the ink. The latent formulator device will only change
the exact secret chenical composition of the OEM ink and it will also
have a secret temperature controlled inkflo stabilizer known only to the
OEM.

Any non OEM ink that makes it through the processor without clogging
will achieve very poor results and fade quickly. This is what the
engineers have to work on. In the event of a clog the printer mfg will
spray a chemical on the printhead that will change to a certain color if
it belongs to them. If any other ink has ever been in the system the
test will fail. Printheads should only be exchanged under warranty if
they passed the test.

To maintain customer goodwill the printcarts will be triple size and
sold at 25% less than the current ones.

To make up for lost profits for all of these advancements the cost of
the printer will be about $25.00 more.



You are one mean ******* meankite.

Stick Stickus wrote:

"measekite" wrote in message
et...


My Personal Recommendations.

To combat the aftermarket ink problems the next round of inkjets may have
a patented firmware that will on the fly change the chemical composition
of the ink. The latent formulator device will only change the exact
secret chenical composition of the OEM ink and it will also have a secret
temperature controlled inkflo stabilizer known only to the OEM.

Any non OEM ink that makes it through the processor without clogging will
achieve very poor results and fade quickly. This is what the engineers
have to work on. In the event of a clog the printer mfg will spray a
chemical on the printhead that will change to a certain color if it
belongs to them. If any other ink has ever been in the system the test
will fail. Printheads should only be exchanged under warranty if they
passed the test.

To maintain customer goodwill the printcarts will be triple size and sold
at 25% less than the current ones.

To make up for lost profits for all of these advancements the cost of the
printer will be about $25.00 more.



SPAMMER


JOKER

Prime wrote:

measekite posted the exciting message
et:



My Personal Recommendations.



Recommendations, or predictions?


CAN U READ



To combat the aftermarket ink problems the next round of inkjets may
have a patented firmware that will on the fly change the chemical
composition of the ink. The latent formulator device will only change
the exact secret chenical composition of the OEM ink and it will also
have a secret temperature controlled inkflo stabilizer known only to


the


OEM.


I predict that Meankite will soon procure an anal facilitative device. It
will monitor the fecal flow rates

WITH MY NOSE AND TONGUE

into the colon. Once the target
pressure is reached, the keyboard will drop to lower case, and the anal
sphincter will be expanded mechanically through the use of high-velocity
anticorrosion solenoids. He will then be able to function semi-normally.


THEN DA BEEFER CAN SWALLOW



Any non OEM ink that makes it through the processor without clogging
will achieve very poor results and fade quickly. This is what the
engineers have to work on. In the event of a clog the printer mfg will
spray a chemical on the printhead that will change to a certain color


if


it belongs to them. If any other ink has ever been in the system the
test will fail. Printheads should only be exchanged under warranty if
they passed the test.



Any food that is not OEM will cause the sphincter to spasm, resulting in
cramps for Meankite and an interrupt cycle generated to the anal
facilitative device. Gray matter will be exchanged with brown matter in
the microcell reflux chamber.


YOU APPEAR TO LOVE THE ANUS. NOW I KNOW YOU ARE AFFILIATED WITH FRANKIE
CRANKIE



To maintain customer goodwill the printcarts will be triple size and
sold at 25% less than the current ones.

To make up for lost profits for all of these advancements the cost of
the printer will be about $25.00 more.



The anal facilitative device is very expensive. I'm not sure we'll ever
see the benefits of it.


I KNEW THIS WOULD GET A RESPONSE FROM MANY JERKS BUT I WAS COUNTING ON
YOU TO MAKE AN ASS OF YOURSELF. YOU DID.

Eskay wrote:
On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 04:32:38 GMT, measekite wrote:


My Personal Recommendations.

To combat the aftermarket ink problems the next round of inkjets may
have a patented firmware that will on the fly change the chemical
composition of the ink. The latent formulator device will only change
the exact secret chenical composition of the OEM ink and it will also
have a secret temperature controlled inkflo stabilizer known only to the
OEM.

Any non OEM ink that makes it through the processor without clogging
will achieve very poor results and fade quickly. This is what the
engineers have to work on. In the event of a clog the printer mfg will
spray a chemical on the printhead that will change to a certain color if
it belongs to them. If any other ink has ever been in the system the
test will fail. Printheads should only be exchanged under warranty if
they passed the test.

To maintain customer goodwill the printcarts will be triple size and
sold at 25% less than the current ones.

To make up for lost profits for all of these advancements the cost of
the printer will be about $25.00 more.


You are one mean ******* meankite.

Measher****head is a ****wit SPAMMER! He's in da business. Don't listen
to a word he say.
Killfile his spamming ass.
Frank

measekite posted the exciting message
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THIS IS A NAME CALLING JERK BECAUSE THE ILLITERATE

He knows how to type in lower case. You are more illiterate. I suggest you
see a neurologist to discuss your problem.