Order from eBuyer when *and only when*

1. You don't mind when the order arrives

2. You don't mind it being delivered by Initial Shítty-Link

3. You don't mind not having a telephone number to call or an address to
write to, and are happy with monkey's answering your eNotes with 24-48 hour
intervals.

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